Ang nakaraan...

Year of the dragon '86
April da terd (3rd)
by the swimming pul
of selebrity...


Witnesses to da contraxt:
(signatures follows)
Beverly David
Joclyn Umali
Sandra Ann So
Helen Valencia

Be it known to all present that
we da byutipul wimen of tudey hereby
agree to da paluwing terms:

1. must be a human (half-human accepted especially for Sandra Ann C. So)
2. no more than 6 feet tol (especially for Joy)
3. below one hundred (especially for Helen)
(but not < 50)
4. must be willing to kiss (por Beverly's sake)

status of da humanoid: singol (take note * Helen)
with a few strands of hair

Must be able to acquire not later than year 2,000 PAUNAHAN!

The same requirements por da prebyus constracts still holds VALID.

PAYMENT UPON ACQUISITION: P60.00 each to be paid not later than 2 days apter...

Signed and sealed:
Office of da PIMP
Marry Ann Marcelo